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“Philly’s Power 99 is in search of the best, hottest booty in the Philly area! If you think you have what it takes, submit your photo below for a chance to win $250!” …Seriously? A whole $250 dollars. You can enter here. Just paste your butt on the internet. We must still be in a recession.
And in other news, Jennifer Lopez was named the most beautiful woman in the world! Really.